As if staying in bed was an option

It happened again.

Last night, after drinks and appetizers, Nick and I came home to a quiet house. He had some work to do so I decided to get out the rest of my squirrely energy with a few rounds of Dance Dance Revolution.

Then I came upstairs to get ready for bed, and just as I was getting comfortable, I saw motion in my peripheral vision. I thought it was the comforter, but as I turned my head I saw a Pincher Bug (also known as an Earwig) strutting its stuff across my light blue Egyptian cotton 500 thread-count sheets.

At this point, I have to wonder if there is something in our Tempurpedic mattress that attracts insects?

I'm disgusted all over again, and I was finally sort of getting over the trauma of the tick on my arm.

That, and I haven't had a full night's rest in well over a year. And by "full night" I mean 5-6 hours. You people without the babies, stay in bed for me all weekend and rest, sans earwig.