Why is there clumpy weird stuff in my hair?

A while back, a friend of mine came over for a weekend visit. Because she is good and clean and hygienic, she packed her toothbrush, deodorant and other neccessities. Somehow, she ended up brushing her teeth with a smidge of melted deodorant mixed with toothpaste. Her reaction was so strong that we still joke around about the situation and she never packs her deodorant and toothbrush in the same bag.

On Frday, while getting pretty for date night, I noticed something weird and clumpy in my hair. Initially I thought it was a lint ball from some new towels, but it only smeared when I attempted to remove it. It smelled faintly sweet and I knew I should recognize it, but I couldn't figure out what the strange sticky clump was.

Then it dawned on me. Deodorant. Specifically Jason's Natural Apricot Deodorant which is excellent for those who have armpit issues and find that your skin blisters and itches when you use more conventional stuff.

I tried rinsing it out, but my hair still looked all funny and oily. Realizing there was nothing to do but wash it again, I pulled it back, feigning that this was my intention all along.

I still have no idea how I got deodorant (especially a clump that large) in my hair, except to say that I am so very special.