Today I discovered why I don't buy cookies more

I went grocery shopping today, and made a pact with myself to only buy things on sale. This worked out really well, except somehow my crazy brain took that to mean I could buy anything i wanted to eat _right now_ so long as it was on sale. I was so embarrassed by the contents of my shopping cart that I forced myself to put some things back because it was turning into a heap of junk food instead of the normal things I take home.

I bought:
Mother's Iced Oatmeal Cookies
Baked Doritos
Cinnamon Rolls
Waffles (those aren't really bad for you)
Ice Cream

Things I barely restrained myself from purchasing:
Lite Cool Whip
Frozen Pizza
Enteman's anything

Then I promptly came home and ate 5 cookies and now I kind of want to either fall into a food coma, or purge myself of the sugar I just consumed.