Many of you remember Columbus the Silverfish

and if you don't, you can read this
real quick to bring yourself up to the level of the rest of my readers.

A few things here.

What many of you don't know is that I am not the one who murdered the poor glue-eating Silverfish, rather Nick did it. Because he didn't mean to do it, I never ratted him out.

But here's the thing -- he assured me at the time of Silverfish-death, that Columbus would dry out and shrivel up and fall to the bottom of my picture within four months.

Well, it's been over a year now, and Columbus has not shriveled up because apparently Silverfish are not made up of as much water as Nick thought. Instead, there is a grease smudge where Nick capped the sucker, and the dumb bug is still *in* the fricking print and will probably never go away.

Now we have a dead Silverfish and a smudgy picture all in one fantastic display of art.