22 Things to Do over Christmas Break

1. Shoot a gun
2. Blast the crap out of a clay pigeon or six
3. Hit most of them on the first shot!

4. Sleep more than ten hours a day
5. Eat all the eggs and meat you can
6. Peanut Brittle Peanut Brittle Peanut Brittle
7. Rub your thumbs raw cracking open pistachios
8. Refuse to feed the dog any kind of anything fat and then offer her toast because your head hurts so goddamn bad it's all you can eat

9. Get a migraine
10. Do it again
11. Spill broth and noodles on yourself in bed

12. Save your 2 year old niece from splatting her face on the pergo floor in the kitchen.
13. Feel goddamn good about it
14. Have Christmas with your sibling and her family
15. Feel goddamn great about it

16. Schlep your ski gear all over the state in hopes that the rain will relent at Kirkwood
17. Get a headache as soon as the rain seems to let up and crawl in bed to die
18. Smoke pot in front of your boyfriend's mother
19. With her significant other

20. Cook a cornish game hen with an apricot glaze, asparagus, and wild rice for two
21. Send your brother a Christmas present and then forget to call him because he moved and the new number is not in your cell phone or email
22. See three movies