Fast Acetylators

My pharmacist just told me I was a fast acetylator. This explains why I have to keep upping my dosages of migraine meds and why I build up immunity to them so quickly.

Also, why I don't get so loopy when I take a Vicodin.

He even said that he would bet on the fact that I can drink a beer or two pretty well.

I can, in fact, drink a beer or two, pretty well.

Pretty damn well.

He said I have a lot of mitochondria. I say, thanks, mom. If it weren't for you, I couldn't do this.