Kung Fu Fuck You.

Hi-Ya!

There is a new special tact in office warfare that's going around, it's called, "Kung Fu - Fuck You."

The entire point is to work circles around your enemy while appearing apathetic. The apathy makes them angry and annoyed, so they go home wanting to eat their own liver. The increased productivity leaves them confused and unsure of what to do and who is doing all this work.

I've even been volunteering to do work for other people here in the office just as a silent Fuck You to StinkyPinky. She's riding everyone, and hard, like a slut on a mechanical bull in a bar. She needs the Kung Fu of the Fuck You.

I'm telling you, Sun Tzu has nothing on me.