3 Things I learned in San Diego

(or on the way there ...)

Ghetto-adjacent.

This is what we shall forever refer to my apartment as. I live in a ghetto-adjacent neighborhood.

Mullet-tastic.

This always comes out of my mouth as mullet-tasket. Drunk, sober, sleepy, whatever. Can't say it. A tisket, a tasket, I think he's mullet-tasket. Oh right. That's not it.

Ricockulous.

That's like ridiculous with a cock in it. (I hope my mother never reads this site).

Thank you Kyle - that one was truly special.