When I do buy my next car,

And it will be soon, because I drive for pleasure and trips and skiing way too much to not own one, I will not have it's identity be that of some gay Russian history professor.

Too ambiguous, number one.

Secondly, both Sasha and Dimitry have had violent, untimely deaths (as I suppose is fitting for gay Russian professors).

Anyway, I'm already thinking of what to buy.

It will not be the car I _really_ want, but I think I will like it more than I liked Dimitry or Sasha.