The Starbucks Jocelyn

They called out a Grande Latte - for Jocelyn.

Instinctively, I lunged. Afterall, it was coffee, and I wasn't awake.

Someone else got it first.

I said, "Umm. I think that's mine, unless your name is Jocelyn," In my less than polite, I haven't-yet-had-any-coffee-bitch-voice.

She said, "Oh. It is. But let me check to make sure."

!!!

We ordered the same drink!
She had brown hair too!
She was nice to me!

I apologized.

I'm such a clown.