My Fat Maniacal Squirrels

My fat happy squirrels are up and playing around. Lately they've been trying to get inside some of the ducts on the roof of my apartment. I think these might be some of the smartest squirrels ever because there are times, in the middle of the night, when they wake me up, pinging and banging and rattling, and basically trying to unscrew and unhinge and pull things apart. I believe, that with their bold determination they will eventually succeed and I will wake up face-to-face with a squirrel.

Which really isn't so bad considering the alternatives.

It's when they are silent, and on the roof, (which I know because I can see the little fokkers get up on there from my cozy bed) that I start to worry. I'm sure they aren't sleeping or something innocuous.

No, they are planning they're next move, and like I said, these squirrels, they are smart.