Toast and Selzter Water

is pretty much all I've eaten today. Now I'm moving onto Top Ramen even though I should be moving onto bed since I have to go into work early, although Stinky (I need to come up with a better name for her - she's been nice to me lately) offered to have me come in late, but I'm delusional and still think I might hit Algin's yoga class tomorrow night.

Stomach is still cramping but not as bad as Jesse's.

It's funny too because every time I go to the bathroom and catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror I remember, "Holy cow - I have blonde bangs!"

Oh jeez. I should never give a creative hairdresser free license.

Hopefully people will want to go skiing this weekend - they can all laugh - and then I can dye them brown again. There's really no point to a story this good unless your friends can laugh with you.

Seriously.