Dry Frosted Flakes

because I have no milk.

And they weren't very good with ice cream last time.

And I refuse to eat them with water.

Or juice.

And I'm too lazy to go to walk to the store down the street to buy some.

And driving is even dumber because that requires moving my car. I'd probably have to walk half the distance to the store from my new parking spot.

Dry, stale, frosted flakes.

Yum.