Stomach is making funny noises

Body doesn't want to move. Hrmm. It's days like this that I wish I was Plasticman and I could simply stretch my head and arms out to the kitchen to find food and bring it back to bed. (Seriously, I don't know why because at this point it's Doritos or stale Raisin Bran and no milk)

But yeah - Plasticman - now that would be cool.