You'd think I was a waitress

with how creative I am with a wine opener.

I have shelf liner at my new place, but no scissors. So, I am using the part of the wine opener that is supposed to cut off the wine label to cut the shelf paper.

It totally works.

Even if I keep bruising my knuckles on the cupboard because my dishes are already laid out on the shelf paper and I'm too lazy to redo it all.