The Sex Smell

Today at the gym, I am 17:37 into a fairly intense elliptical machine workout and a man gets on the machine next to me. Fine, whatever - men can workout too.

But this particular man smelled like he'd just had sex for about three hours with several different women and then smoked a cigar. And, he was downwind from the fan. So his sex-cigar smell was blowing right into my labored breathing.

It was horrible.

I sort of felt like I'd had sex with him, that's how pungent his aroma was.

And he was not at all the kind of man I would ever have sex with.

Ewwwwwww.

I really hope it wasn't his normal body odor that smelled that way. Grossola.