Dinner with Troy

Troy is amazing. He's the guy who lent David, Stephanie, and I his badass SUV for our ski trip to Utah. Mind you, he's David's friend and David doesn't even drive. He'd met Steph a couple of times and he'd never met me -- but he let us put 1600 miles on his car.

And thank god for his car or we would not have been able to make the trip there.

So on Sunday night we took him out for a Troy-is-fabulous thank you dinner at Luna Park which was utterly delicious. He managed to get us a free round of drinks because he used to know the bartender.

After dinner we went to a bar called Cassanova and while we are chatting and getting our drink on, we can't help but notice these two women making out. Their friend, Shane, is basically staring at them while sipping his beer, but basically is filing away the image for some quality time with himself later. Troy thinks Shane is kind of sexy, despite the tatoos on his neck and hands. In fact, Troy thinks the tats are hot. Ugh. Being garrulous and friendly, he starts talking with this disgusting pervert guy named Shane and finds out that these two girls have some major history together but that one of them is engaged now and in love with the other girl and tonight is their first night kissing! Wow. And Shane, being the pervert rocker-goth-mechanic that he is needs to document every single moment of their night so he can remember it later.

This goes on for several hours and mostly we ignore them and have fascinating and deep conversation.

Somewhere along the way Troy offers to snap a photo of Shane with the girls. I happen to glance over right as Shane pulls out his penis just in time for the photo. Horrified and disgusted (this guy was really smarmy!) I turn to my friends and I tell them that this guy just whipped out his peiner (yes, I did call it that) in public during a digital photo.

Nobody believes me.

They think I'm crazy or drunk or maybe I'm prone to imaginging penis in public. But Troy asks the guy (on the pretense that *I* really want to know) if he in fact did whip out said peiner, and he says, "Hell yeah, I've been doing it all night."

Gross.