Old Ladies and Their Perfume

Has anyone else noticed the overwhelming stench of a lady past the age of say, sixty-five?

Last Friday at work we had a patient who's perfume was so strong and malodorous it threatened to awaken the peacefully sleeping Klaus. It made me so nauseaus that I could barely process her questions, much less reply.

Then I went to the bathroom in the hopes of escaping the stench, but to my dismay there was ANOTHER lady with horrible perfume sense hogging the claustrophic quarters known as the 450 Sutter Bathroom in the Stairway.

Truly a scary phenomenon.

Ladies, relax with the 'fume - nobody wants to feel cholorformed at work.