Note To Self:

Do NOT, ever, put more mushrooms and lettuce on your turkey-mustard sandwich, than turkey and mustard.

Otherwise, the sandwich tastes like rubbery mushrooms (from the moisture of the lettuce and turkey, I assume) and gritty ass gross lettuce (which I thought was clean).

It was so horrible that I couldn't finish it and I'm starving with nothing to eat and no real motivation to get anything for fear it might be as nasty as what I just tried to eat.

Ugh.

Never again.

Ever.