Vacation.

I don't know what's with me, but much like a Jimmy Buffet song, I don't feel very in touch with reality lately. I'm giddy from being on vacation. I'm high because I don't have to work with Stinky-Bitch-Ass-Motherfucker (sorry, i'm trying to cut down on the swearing liz, but being away from her only makes me realize how much i dislike her). I'm happy because for the first time in months I am rested and happy. It's amazing. Now that I'm caught up on sleep though, I have a question:

Why are you people not in love with Matt Nathanson?

Even Maren is in love with him. Hot. Singer. Yum. Smart. Delicious. Guitar.

How are you not in love with him and why don't you want to come to see him and Howie Day and Guster and OAR at the Greek Theater in Berkeley? It will be lovely and amazing. We will have beer and snacks, I promise.

Please?