My Family:

I can't even begin to get into it in one post, but since my family is so amazingly dysfunctional and beautiful, here's the brief synopsis:

Sandy - Mom:
Exuberant. Funny. Witty. Smart. Sexy-cookie-of-a-woman-who's-probably-smarter-than-you-buddy. Fell in love with Spanish hearthrob named Juan. Devastatingly sexy, but horribly chauvanistic. Had their baby but was never married. Had her heart broken by Jack and never fully recovered. Recently filed for bankruptcy.

Jack - Dad:
Stubborn. More stubborn than a bull is about having you lop off it's balls. Genius. Manic-depressive. Critical. Stupid. Amazing. Destructive. Sad. Old. Fat.

Sandra/Ughty (utt-tee) - Sister:
Quiet and Beautiful. Regal. Afraid. Vulnerable. Alone. Frightened.

Jeremy/Brody - Brother:
Earliest memory is of jumping on his face after I made him lay down under a jumper trampoline thing. I was a bitch to him when we were little. Damn ... sorry for that bro. Genius. Dork. Protective and Sweet. Sci-Fi. Hagen Daas - Coffee Flavor. Tales from the Crypt.

That's about all I can say right now.

But, I really love Tony Bennett's "I left my heart in San Francicsco".