Is it weird
That Evan's ex-girlfriend sent us a bottle of wine from South Africa to "celebrate" our engagement?
This coming from the same person who sent us an e-card that said:
Wearing an engagement ring means you are taken,
Mussed up hair and steamy windows means you were taken in the back of a car.
And while I would have sex with Evan in a car (in a plane, on a train, on a boat, in a moat) this does not adequately express our relationship, especially coming from someone who has never even SEEN us together. He's talked on the phone to her maybe six times in the past two years. I used to be her friend, but that was before.
Before she dumped him (stupid, stupid, stupid!) for some guy she now lives with. Matt. I will post a link to his website later if I can. Matt and Jen are not engaged, but they do subscribe to Martha Stewart's Living and some foo-foo wine magazine. They also host dinner parties.
It is weird, right?

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