Leaky Bowels

We've been having this conversation on knownick where the boys say that not only is it a somewhat common phenomenon, but that they actually take pride in trying to hold their poo in as long as they can.

I don't get it. What's the effing point? I mean, it's not like it goes away - eventually it's got to come out. That's the main idea behind eliminating waste.

It's kind of freaky too because they are even going to such lengths as to call themselves a half man, half god if they can hold it.

"It's like a Hercules thing...farting, and risking that, basically proves you're half man, half god. However, when the poo does peek out a little, you should be similarly commended as a heroic warrior. You know...like a Klingon.


While he's very funny, I maintain that it is childish and gross.

And even though I am holding in my poo with all the power of my little sphincter as I type this, there is no chance that I will ever poo my pants, except in childbirth and while dying.

Nasty boys.