Mmmmm morphine ...

Migraines. Migraines are special headaches designed for special people like me. Mine are usually caused by the lack of curvature in my neck. For this reason I make sure I visit my excellent chiropractor about once every six weeks.

This time I let it go for about three months instead though because I was being a cheap bastard and saving all my money for Europe. Last week I started getting mild migraines (maybe just headaches, but persistent ones) and finally went to visit Dr. B to get my crack on.

The first day she cracked me I had a headache, but that happens a lot since the muscles get all out of whack and I fiugred that once the intial discomfort was past relief would be swift and just, so I waited. And waited.

and waited.

Nothing happened. I mean, my back felt a lot better, but my head still felt like it was in the invisble vice around my temples and eyeballs.

Yesterday it was so bad I felt like puking all day and I couldn't stand any light or sound. So I took my bad head to the ER and got some morphine stuck in my butt.

And it still didn't go away. So I got me another shot of morphine in my butt. Then, I very delicately floated out of the ER and went home.

Today the headache is back and I'm taking vicodin. Like one pill every 4 hours and I still have a motherfuckinggoddamn headache. I could barely tolerate people asking me questions all day at work today. So I finally left work at 2.

And took more drugs.

And I am itchy as fuck from the vicodin.

and oh so drowsy.

i think i'll take a nap now.