Left Handed-ness

I just broke an old book of mine out today, called "The Lefthander's Guide to Life". After reading some of it, it does seem that I am destined to be plagued by weird and inexplicable things like migraines and insomnia.

Left handed people face a higher incidence of both insomnia and migraines, as well asn colitis, phobias and manic depression. Maybe it's because as a lefty I know I am doomed to die younger than I would if I were a righty (as much as 9 years on average!) and so I have to stay awake nights pondering the meaning of my shortened existence. Then I get stressed out realizing there is nothing I can do about the situation and then I get a headache or otherwise stress related ailment.

Also, Ericka, Nick is probably right that you will die of some bizarre accident, as lefties are more prone to that sort of thing.

sorry friend. :(