To appease the color gods ...

aka Ericka and Nick, my married friends, who like to complain as a duo.
That, and my brother because apparently anyone with marginal eyes (yes, Ericka I know you say it's 20/20 but the other two are practically blind without eyewear) can't read black text on a blue-ish-grey-purply background.

So here you go. I think you will find this better, you punks.